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so... i had a 6' tall male potted plant in my front yard. i thought it was pretty and smelled nice. but it hung on my conscience for this reason: its beauty wasnt worth its life! i brought the topic up with my music family at a restaurant. the touchy topic produced a loud passionate argument discussing if the male potted plant would pollenate other peoples female plants that were lovingly raised and tended to... since the chances were high and my fam thought i was evil to even be in the situation in the first place, i killed it. and made tea.